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All right, that's it.

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I'm through with the bold and the
beautiful. There's a new actor playing

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Who names their kid Thorne, anyway?

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Please, what about moon unit Zappa?

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I had to have that engraved on a baby
spoon once. And it was a dollar a

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What a racket.

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What do you mean you had it engraved?
And the real racket is you only paid me

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back 75 cents a letter.

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Do you know, I think that's the third
actor playing Thorne.

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Oh, yeah, remember? The first one had
hands like a lady. So sad.

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You see, this is why I don't watch TV.

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You get used to an actor playing a role,
and then they switch, and no one's

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supposed to notice. I mean, how dumb do
they think we are?

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Am I right, Roy?

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Is this milk bad?

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It's nobody else but nobody else but
Each time I feel I'm

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our new pastor Who always makes me feel
brand new I'm pledging

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my allegiance Baby to nobody but you

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Honey, I'm home!

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Is that new?

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to see you before you left for work.

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Mmm.

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Ooh, salty.

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Why are you in a peanut suit? I thought
you were playing a cop.

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I am. My character is undercover at the
circus.

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Well, I wish I had a beer right now.
Why?

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Do you want to shell me?

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Well,

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I would love to.

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But I can't. I gotta go. I got an early
class I'm teaching.

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Oh, honey, I've been working nights for
a month.

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This goober has needs.

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have a couple of nights off because
they're shooting Kathy Najimy out of a

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cannon. Okay.

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Let's stay home tonight.

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Rose can go to her friends. We'll tell
Connie and Oscar that we're clear in the

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night. We're going to have a romantic
dinner.

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I see Kathy Najimy isn't the only one
with a big bang in her future.

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Okay, I'm going to be late. Love you,
Peanut.

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Bye, baby.

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smelled good.

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Yes, I know. I dabbed a little mint
jelly on my puff point.

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This is great.

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Dining with my wife under a beautiful L
.A. sky. Yes, you, me, and the balmy

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warmth of a third -stage smuggler.

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Oh, look, honey.

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The brown stripe looks almost orange
tonight.

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I know the air is full of poison and
slowly killing the planet, but God, I

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good in that light.

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I think we're going to have to send
another maid to rehab.

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Oh, no. Now what? I think Yukiko's been
dipping in the wine again. Oh, no.

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Yukiko! Oh, hey, Dad!

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She's already gone.

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Oh, what is it about me that drives
these women to drink?

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It's a mystery to me.

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Oh, but I love her. I don't want to lose
her. She's fantastic. She's so tiny,

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you know, she crawls right up in the
dryer. We have never lost a sock on her

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watch.

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Ooh, look at that.

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Next to Rose, that's the most beautiful
thing I've ever seen.

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You want me to leave you two alone for a
minute? No, no.

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Oh, my God, what's that? There's someone
in the living room. Go look.

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I'm the lady of the house. You go look.

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Connie. Oh, my God, what the hell are
you doing here?

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to dinner, so I came over to watch your
dirty dancing DVD.

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So what's with the wine?

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It helps me dance better.

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And may I ask what you're wearing?

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Is that a caftan?

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It's loungewear.

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And you should see this thing move. I
feel like I'm flying.

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But I don't want to interrupt you,
really. I'm sorry. I'll just go upstairs

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watch the movie. In our bedroom?

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Well, that's where the DVD player is.

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Oh, oh, well, oh, yeah, well, no, of
course you're going to want to.

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All right, no, that's... I'll leave.

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Are you, uh... Are you okay to drive?

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Well, that all depends... Do I smell
lamb?

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I'll make you a plate.

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To go.

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You gotta start locking these doors.

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Your potatoes are a little mealy.

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What are you doing here?

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Well... I just popped in to pick up my
glasses, you know, very quickly, in and

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out, because I knew that you two were
having a romantic evening together. But

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now that I see Connie has been invited,
I think that leaves somebody out,

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doesn't it? Hmm.

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Let me just think. I wonder who that
could be. Oh, yes, me, Oscar.

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Well, pay it no mind. I'm used to being
left out, you know. You won't have me

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around much longer to kick around, I can
tell you. How do you like your lamb?

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Pink, no fat.

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They're like stray cats. You feed them
once, they never stop coming around.

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Look, we'll eat fast, no seconds, and
give them their dessert to go. And then

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after that, we've got the house all to
ourselves.

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Hi. Oh, for God's sake.

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I mean, hi, honey.

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I thought you were staying over at
Amber's.

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Oh, well, her parents decided to get a
divorce while we were watching Jeopardy.

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I felt a little awkward.

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Ew, lamb.

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Mom, can you make me some pasta?

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Sure, honey.

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Who wants wine?

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seasonably cold today.

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Roy, honey, why were you trying to
kidnap me?

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I was being romantic.

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Honey, jewelry and champagne are
romantic.

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This is a felony.

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I wanted to blindfold you and take you
somewhere to surprise you with a nice

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dinner.

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Maybe I shouldn't have done it. Oh,
honey, it's a great idea. Come on, let's

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Let's go.

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Let me put some ice down my pants.

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May I help you?

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Okay, all set.

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Okay, honey, come on. Give me a hint.
Where are we going?

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Uh -uh.

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Oh, come on. Come on, tell me. Is it
Vegas?

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No. Oh, the last time I went to Vegas,
Cirque du Soleil tried to juggle me.

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Is this where Francisco?

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Yeah, nope.

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Oh, okay, that's good, because between
the fog and the fellas, I won't... I

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won't get a minute to myself.

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Why don't you just wait and be
surprised? Okay. All right.

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I will.

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All right.

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Okay. Oh, God, this is so much fun.

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Are we there yet?

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I'm still in the living room.

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Oh.

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This isn't fun anymore.

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Come on, honey. Where are we going?

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I don't want to ruin it for you. Oh,
come on, baby. You won't ruin it.

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Just tell me. Just tell me.

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Okay.

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I'm taking you to Paris for dinner.

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Oh, my God.

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Paris for dinner? Oh, my God. Oh, it
wasn't easy, but it's all set.

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We're going to have dinner at the same
restaurant where we got engaged, stay at

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the same hotel, everything we did that
night.

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Oh, that's so special.

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But listen, you remember that thing in
the shower?

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One time only deal.

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Honey, we're doing it.

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We're actually getting away.

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Alone. I feel positively sleazy.

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Save some of that for Paris.

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Or the plane.

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We could join the Mile High Club.

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We've never done that before.

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Of course we have. Don't you remember
during the Divine Madness tour?

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I didn't know you then.

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I don't know what you heard of me.

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I love Paris. Great food and neither one
of us has to shave.

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not going to fit. You have to check it.
Of course it'll fit. It'll fit. You just

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give it a little shove. You shove it.
I've been on my feet for eight hours.

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Lady, you don't want to start with me.

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Oh, don't I?

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I slap Diana Ross back. I'll slap you.

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Oh, my God. Was that you?

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Oh, my goodness. Who else did you hit?

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Judi Dench.

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You hit Academy Award winner Dame Judi
Dench.

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Yeah, but... In all fairness, I missed
my estrogen shot that day.

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Look, as close as I feel to you right
now, we cannot check this bag. We're on

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very tight schedule. We're going to
Paris for dinner.

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Yeah, well, I'm going to Kukuru in half
an hour, and it's not going through.

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I swear it'll go through. It will go
through.

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See? See, it's going through, oh, ye of
little faith.

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Great, it's jammed. Happy now?

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No, it's not jammed. It's just
temperamental.

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I'm very good with machines.

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I'm good with temperamental.

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all the commotion back there.

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At least now we know you can fit in the
overhead compartment.

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Oh, my God, are you who I think you are?
I think I am.

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I think you're super.

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Well, I think so, too.

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You are my girlfriend's absolute
favorite. Shut up!

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Would you look at this?

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It breaks my heart to tell you this, but
we are going to be delayed just a

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smidge. How long is a smidge? 45
minutes.

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That's a hell of a smidge, Boyd.

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Well, that's okay. We'll just go to the
first class lounge.

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Oops.

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What? Oops.

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Oops is they're remodeling it for your
future traveling pleasure.

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What about for our present traveling
pleasure?

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I have jumbles.

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But you have to promise to do them in
pencil.

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All right, but you have to promise to
show me a picture of your girlfriend.

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Here, hon.

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What took you so long? Oh.

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The girl at Starbucks thought she looked
like Barbara Hershey.

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I had to act out scenes from Beaches
with her.

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She wouldn't give me my change until she
died.

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Well, I finished.

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Oh, my God, you did those in pen?

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You know that thing you always said
about all babies being beautiful?

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Yeah. I think I just found the
exception.

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Oh, my God.

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Little thing.

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He looks like a fruit bat in a onesie.

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Excuse me. Are you talking about that
baby?

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Yeah, yeah. It's a baby, but a baby
what?

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That's my child.

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And he's adorable.

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She's a girl.

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And she looks so... content in your
mother's arms that's my husband boy i

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see that one coming oh my god it's you
oh my god it's you

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you know me no but sometimes i like to
give back to the people please get a

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picture of you and chester i'd love to
take a picture with chester come on

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chester no this is chester

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I have a picture of Chester with Jamie
Farr in the Detroit airport. It's right

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up on our mantel.

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He was clinger.

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Hi there, Chester.

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Oh, that's just a T -U -M -O -R.

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It costs more to remove than we pay for
the dog, so, you know.

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Say cheese.

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Cheese.

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Lovely.

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Scares chest.

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I am so sorry, but our Paris passengers
can be delayed another 45 minutes due to

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weather conditions.

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But it's like my girlfriend always says.
Shut up!

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God, it was easier for the Germans to
get to Paris.

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I promised you a romantic evening, and
you're going to get a romantic evening.

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Well, what could be more romantic than
squeezing dog pee out of my blouse in a

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public restroom?

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If it makes me feel any better, he did a
number two on Clinger.

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You know what? That does make me feel
better.

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You look wonderful.

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What? This is all you packed? No, there
are other things in there. Yeah, three

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other evening gowns, a see -through
teddy, and a flashlight.

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That's not a flashlight.

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I just hope people don't think I'm
trying to draw attention to myself.

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I have an announcement.

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On no new... on the flight, but it looks
like the Divine Miss M is putting on

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some kind of fashion show to pass the
time.

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It wouldn't be what I'd pick for her,
but doesn't she look great?

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No, that's not what I'm doing.

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This is all he packed.

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What do you mean it's not what you would
have picked?

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It's okay.

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Listen, I got an idea.

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Just wait a minute.

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Honey, honey, don't...

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for lunch.

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Oh, Chester, look who got all dressed up
for you. Would you take another picture

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with him? No, no, no, no. This dress
hasn't been scotch -guarded.

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So now your wife is too good to take a
picture with Chester and his tumor.

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Hey, hey, hey, hold on, Mac.

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My wife has been very gracious. She's
through taking pictures because this is

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our night.

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And if Chester is so sick, why are you
taking him to France?

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Yeah, where's he going, lords?

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He thinks he's going to Euro Disney.

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That's right. We're going to see Pluto.

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Oh, thank you for saving me. Oh, look at
us. We looked like Barbie and Ken if

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they had aged in real time.

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I'll tell you something. I'm just about
to leave it. This was supposed to be

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such a great night.

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I'm getting ready to scream.

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I bought you champagne.

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Oh, I love you so much.

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You know, it doesn't matter where in the
world we are as long as I'm with you.

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Oh, you're wonderful.

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Oh,

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it looks like Chester's not going to see
Paris.

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Ladies and gentlemen, the plane has
finally arrived.

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Isn't that good news?

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The bad news is, due to mechanical
problems, we're going to be delayed

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45 minutes.

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This is ridiculous.

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money back. Listen, I'm a lawyer, and I
am suing this airline, and then I'm

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going to sue you and your fictional
girlfriend.

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Yeah, that's it.

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Look, I've had enough of you people. I'm
just the messenger, okay?

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I didn't break the stupid plane.

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Isn't there something you can do?

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Boyd, I may be multi -talented, but I
don't repair aircraft.

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Look, talk to them. They'll listen to
you. I don't think so, Boyd. Look, you

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me, lady. I know you did that jumble in
Penn.

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If everybody could please calm down.

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Somebody famous would like to say a few
words, okay?

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Hi there.

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Say, isn't this a hell of an evening,
huh?

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Yeah, well, our husband and I, we're
going to go to Paris for a romantic

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Paris for dinner?

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We've been famous for this trip for 20
years.

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Well, I could see how you would be a bit
more upset.

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You're losing him, baby.

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Dr. Bong, Dr. Bong.

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Give me a G chord, would you please?

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Okay, remember this one?

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All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go.

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I'm standing here outside your door.

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I hate to wake you up to say goodbye.

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Everybody!

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I am so sorry. Oh, my God.

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This whole thing has been a bust. Oh,
baby, bust doesn't describe it.

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Well, I know we're never going to make a
mile -high club, but how about the top

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of the parking structure club?

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Oh, Roy, you are such a turn -on.

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You still have that peanut suit at home?

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I sure do.

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Let's go make some peanut butter.

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Nobody but you.